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MP3 Breasts!
ashok October 28th, 2005
Technology is going places! Now boombastic babes can carry MP3 player in WonderBra.
According to The Sun, a UK tabloid - ever watchful for life-enhancing technology, especially when it’s got a big jubs angle - BT Laboratories bod Ian Pearson reckons breast implants may as well do something useful if they’re to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.
Accordingly, he’s proposed sticking an mp3 player in one dug, and a storage chip in the other. Quite how playback is achieved we’re not quite sure*, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.
Read full story at : http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/
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Stop Them!
ashok October 20th, 2005
Every Indian knows the undying love Indian politicians have for India. Everyone knows the great work done by them for India. Till date, they have not contributed to the development of the nation. They have only been roadblocks. And now, they are blaming others for their failure!
Former Prime Minister Deve Gowda criticized Infosys Chairman Narayan Murthy for the dismal infrastructure of Bangalore. He also accused Infosys of grabbing agricultural land. Not fair!
First, it is the duty of the government to provide infrastructure. What are the initiative taken by Shri Deve Gowda in this regard?
Second, Infosys has done phenomenal service to India. Not only have they put India on the International Map and created a entire new industry, they have created wealth and jobs for Indians. Deve Gowda should be thanking Narayan Murthy for making Banagalore a international IT hotspot.
Third, Infosys also has taken active involvement for improving Banagalore City. Their proactive cooperation with Government resulted in Rediff